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zytes · 1 year ago

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this manatee looks like it’s in a skyrim loading screen

#lol good luck finding all of the photoshopped versions in the rb history. ‘manatee restored’ is still my favorite of all time #misc #I encourage anyone dyslexic to try rotating him in your mind. I can’t do that; which is why I’m asking you to.#also: a bunch of tags are surprised this isn’t ‘shopped #it’s the lighting. backlit by the sun (which is diffused through the water) but also forelit artificially #the artificial light - a flash pack or something - casts a hard shadow under the creatures arm #which normally wouldn’t be possible if backlit by the SUN; you’d see a less-hard/more-fragmented shadow above water #as light sources ‘compete’ in a sense - and since there aren’t any light sources which can outshine the literal sun #it looks a bit weird when the darkest shadow is being cast from any other origin point - which is what’s essentially happening here #I don’t know the mechanics of how light travels through water; but I know the effect is substantial even with relatively short distances #also: it’s been balanced and color corrected by the author of the photo - who made deliberate choices to bring out the full potential #so it’s not like it’s a fresh and untouched export #but the kind of ‘tacked on’ appearance of the creature is a result of the lighting conditions within the image

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ottosbigtop · 5 months ago

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I think we as a society should bring back brotps. I think we should be weirder about characters being friends the same way people are weird about ships. Make those two characters who interacted once or twice besties. Make it difficult for them to get rid of each other even if they want to. Go nuts

#I always get so weird about being specifically excited about making two characters be friends #and be really close esp compared to canon.#and I’m like eujhh what if this is. Weird.#and then u remember I wouldn’t feel nearly as weird were it a ship bc that’s just like. Standard behavior.#more giving a fuck abt guys being buddies 2024 #text posts :0]#todays post is brought to you by isabeau and odile interacting in isat

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oopdeathnote · 1 year ago

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Imagine if you locked Light and Patrick Bateman in a room together. They would be having the most generic conversation but you wouldn’t be able to hear it over the sound of their overlapping internal monologues. There would be a few seconds where their monologues both play in sync to say something misogynistic.

#death note #light yagami #american psycho #patrick bateman #you could put patrick bateman in deathnote and he wouldn’t even seem particularly out of place tbh #i don’t actually like american psycho that much i just keep getting funny #patrick bateman posts on my pinterest feed #original post

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lungthief · 10 days ago

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sometimes u just gotta remind yourself that while ace attorney is about law and justice and stuff it is also about a bunch of young adults living in [CALIFORNIA]

#ace attorney #phoenix wright #apollo justice #klavier gavin #ema skye #maya fey #aa4 #lana skye #mia fey #gyakuten saiban #klapollo #sorry this is so dumb i have a sad comic planned so i have to get my sillies out #my art #cw drug use #also before anyone yells at me abt how klavier wouldn’t smoke bc of his voice #a) he’d do it very rarely and probably almost always socially #and b) u know he made phoenix put ice in that bong. you KNOW he did #meanwhile ema keeps at least 2 cartons of cigarettes on her at all times #shes just like me fr

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the-meme-monarch · 6 days ago

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was thinking abt how anya sleeps by the polle statue. which is motion activated to start talking.

+ i like drawing polle as a Character

#now originally i drew this under the same kind of premise as the animatic i did #in that it Is in reality just a statue but is. subconsciously treated as alive and as it’s cartoon self? if that makes sense #but i was thinking abt what if polle Was alive. a toon put on the tulpar as a shitty morale boosting animal that Isn’t you friend #but i worry this would change too much abt the story. i wouldn’t want to add too much levity/fluff #mouthwashing #the art gallery #polle being a toon instead of a statue kinda cheapens it’s effect probably #like i think it worked In The Little Bit like in the animatic. but not through the whole game #plus also it’d probably really muddy his like. symbolism. of like thr company and the baby #so i do have a couple more doodles but (shrugs worriedly)

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chloesimaginationthings · 2 months ago

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William gives Michael a very “good” FNAF gift..

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bighornerherder · 7 months ago

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This payment is WILD, the package is just a dinky old poker chip. Anyway, wish me luck everyone!

#herder #fallout nv #fallout new vegas #courier six #I do Uber eats on the side #no for real and I recently opted in for package delivery #like anyone can make a package and then send it with a driver #you can’t tell me that some of those packages wouldn’t be sus #I won’t ask questions

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noodles-and-tea · 3 months ago

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Little Stan getting manipulated by Bill has excellent angst potential but consider.

Stanley just, keeps tricking Bill. Because Bill would definitely massively underestimate Stanley and how far he’ll go to protect Ford (like in the actual show). We also know Stanley has the street smarts between the twins and could absolutely tell Bill is full of it.

And because Bill would absolutely loose his mind if he kept getting foiled by a snot nosed eight year old that isn’t even supposed to be here

I like to think that he doesn’t even try that hard he just does not even care about bill

#I saw someone saying that ford calls bill this master manipulator that uses mind tricks to get his way #but ford is just socially inept and desperate for validation from his muse that he just #falls for it insanely easily #ford and fidds being all like “BEWARE BILL - HE’LL TRY TRICK YOU!! HE’S DANGEROUS!!”#and little Stan is confused like “you mean that guy who tried to convince me to sell you out for like knowledge or whatever?”#remember - Stan is literally the one who tells dipper how to defeat Bill in their first fight with him #he’s also the one to finally beat him at the end #and the only one NOT to make a deal with Bill #I reckon even as a kid he wouldn’t give his brother up for anything.#my art #ask #twins in time au #stan pines #stanley pines #bill cipher

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a-very-sparkly-nerd · 7 months ago

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Zeus: "If you don't end him now, you'll have no one left to save."

Athena: "Finish it."

Aeolus: "The end always justifies the means."

Poseidon: "Ruthlessness is mercy."

Hermes: "You can be hurt or you can beat her. ... I'll help you conquer her."

Tiresias: "I see a man who gets to make it home alive, but it's no longer you."

Hestia, probably:

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socvincjpeg · 4 months ago

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No bc if i fumbled ford as badly as bill did i'd be on the news

Edit for clarity: The text says ‘I Grow Maddened’!!

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loserrofthecentury · 24 days ago

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I think the funniest thing about the rhetoric that butchfemme is somehow heteronormative is that a lot of the things butches are called heteronormative for, men don’t even do.

#like dude. you’re comparing a butch who’s picking up boxes for her gf #to a man who wouldn’t even order pizza for his wife #lesbian #butchfemme #butch lesbian #femme lesbian #I’m sorry for clogging up the tags I just needed to get this shit out of my system #and if you recognise the twitter post I’m referencing… NO YOU DO NOT #i

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rainbow-sunshine-unicorn · 3 months ago

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People laughed at Anthony for this:

But, getting married literally solved ALL of his issues

Insomnia? Cured

Alcoholism? He found something better to drink

Anger Issues? Booped out of him

and THIS is who he’s married to:

Like of course, he has no complaints and thinks his marriage is perfect!!!

#bridgerton season 3 #anthony bridgerton #kate sharma #kate sharma x anthony bridgerton #kanthony #bridgerton season two #bridgerton #bridgerton memes #LOOK AT HIS WIFE DAWG #why wouldn’t he think his marriage is perfect #marriage watered anthony’s crops and cleared his skin #of course he’s going around being like #🥰🥰🥰 my beautiful wife 🥰🥰🥰#🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻 my perfect marriage 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻#you would too!!!

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lesbinewren · 2 years ago

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truly do not understand people looking at something with dynamic, colorful, beautifully stylized animation and going “okay that’s cool but what if it just looked like real life instead”

#this was prompted by the supposed live action moana remake (MOANA CAME OUT LESS THAN TEN YEARS AGO)#but also when people are like ‘wouldn’t it be cool if we got live action clone wars’ like WHAT are you talking about?????#I saw someone say there should be a live action spiderverse once like bro 💀#1k #5k #10k

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parasitoidism · 8 months ago

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